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I am William D. Gates. This is my home: Hello World!

Call me BILL GATES.
I try to spread my wonderful
programs to everyone.
I like to have money.
I admire a great dictator.
Today, mine is the computer,
tomorrow, the whole world
will be mine.
Please,
support this effort of mine.
KEEP USING WINDOWS 95
UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98
USE ONLY INTERNET EXPLORER 4.0
DISABLE UNIX. DISABLE JAVA.
USE J++ INSTEAD. USE
VISUAL BASIC.
USE VISUAL ASHOLE 1.09 (alpha)

Support Microsoft -
your friendly worldwide multi!
We at Microsoft
keep working for the System.

Our System!

Your System!

Who controls the computer,
controls the present.
Who controls the present,
controls the future.
(George Orwell, 1984)
Research and Development
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How do you like it?
Raw Style like E 55 motorway
on the road to Prague?
Or do you prefer real American
Blondes?
Diamonds are a girlīs best friend.
Happy Birthday, Mr.President

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